Friday, November 13, 2009

dumb questions

why is it that ppl CONSTANTLY ask the mother of a lil baby...the following?

why is he crying? (if i knew i wud have done something abt it long ago)

why is he so silent today? (aarrgghhh...to give his mother a lil rest...do u mind?)

not sleeping??? (no he just slept before this feed. entirely unlikely that he will sleep again. do not risk decapitation by asking this again)

what? again feed? (when i last checked....i am the one doing the feeding...so if it doesnt bother me...who are u again?)

oh....he has gas....thats why he was sleeping/was not sleeping/was crying/was silent/was not looking at me with adoring bambi eyes (grrrrr)

dont let him sleep now/put him to sleep now. (if only i had so much control...)

gah